Meatless Raffle

It's a winter Saturday in Northeast Minneapolis, which means a meat raffle is never hard to find. Today's meat raffle lineup began at the Knightcap, where I won no meat, and continued on to Mayslack's, where I won no meat, and finally to Jimmy's, where I didn't win any meat. To be fair, I did win two free drinks at the Knightcap, and my friends won meat, but I went home without winning any meat. I'm trying not to be bitter.